I get this:
PS C:\Users\biagi> net stop bits
The Background Intelligent Transfer Service service is stopping..
The Background Intelligent Transfer Service service was stopped successfully.
PS C:\Users\biagi> net stop wuauserv
The Windows Update service is stopping.
The Windows Update service was stopped successfully.
PS C:\Users\biagi> net stop cryptsvc
The Cryptographic Services service is stopping..
The Cryptographic Services service was stopped successfully.
PS C:\Users\biagi> ren %systemroot%\System32\Catroot2 oldcatroot2
ren : Cannot rename because item at '%systemroot%\System32\Catroot2' does not exist.
At line:1 char:1
PS C:\Users\biagi> net start cryptsvc
The Cryptographic Services service is starting.
The Cryptographic Services service was started successfully.
PS C:\Users\biagi> del /f /q %windir%\WindowsUpdate.log
Remove-Item : A positional parameter cannot be found that accepts argument '/q'.
At line:1 char:1
PS C:\Users\biagi> del /f /s /q %windir%\SoftwareDistribution\*.*
Remove-Item : A positional parameter cannot be found that accepts argument '/s'.
At line:1 char:1
PS C:\Users\biagi> net start bits
The Background Intelligent Transfer Service service is starting..
The Background Intelligent Transfer Service service was started successfully.
PS C:\Users\biagi> net start wuauserv
The Windows Update service is starting.
The Windows Update service was started successfully.
It still doesn't work and the fact that we even have to do this means that MS should pay our license fee back.