I went ahead and tried everything including the workarounds and the Photos app still freezes on photo discovery. Nothing I do fixes it including resetting and repairing the app. I have the latest build of Windows 10 and my iPhone is fully updated.
In the end, I still have to use Windows Explorer, find my phone in the list, navigate to DCIM and download manually.
I dislike this method because it doesn't keep your image revisions (the AAE files). But, hey, at least I get to offline my phone to restore 60GB of memory every once and a while (I take a lot of photos and video for social media).