RyanT,
I followed your instructions, all 16 steps, and when I finally got to updating Windows, it found 2 .NET Framework updates to download and install. I told it to install them and they both failed:
The following updates were not installed
Microsoft .NET Framework 3.5 Service Pack 1 and .NET Framework 3.5 Family Update for .NET versions 2.0 through 3.5 (KB951847) x86
Microsoft .NET Framework 2.0 Service Pack 1 Security Update for Windows 2000, Windows Server 2003, and Windows XP (KB953300)
I did the download and install by going to the Microsoft update site, let it figure out what updates I needed (I chose "express") and told it to install both.
Here is the last 40'ish lines from the update log file:
2009-10-15 13:52:42:468 1608 1eec Agent *************
2009-10-15 13:52:42:468 3048 1098 COMAPI <<-- SUBMITTED -- COMAPI: Install [ClientId = MicrosoftUpdate]
2009-10-15 13:52:42:468 1608 1eec Agent ** START ** Agent: Installing updates [CallerId = MicrosoftUpdate]
2009-10-15 13:52:42:468 1608 1eec Agent *********
2009-10-15 13:52:42:468 1608 1eec Agent * Updates to install = 2
2009-10-15 13:52:42:468 1608 1eec Agent * Title = Microsoft .NET Framework 3.5 Service Pack 1 and .NET Framework 3.5 Family Update for .NET versions 2.0 through 3.5 (KB951847) x86
2009-10-15 13:52:42:468 1608 1eec Agent * UpdateId = {4D6E7C9C-99BA-4448-8A0A-3E8E7B84D2FA}.103
2009-10-15 13:52:42:468 1608 1eec Agent * Bundles 4 updates:
2009-10-15 13:52:42:468 1608 1eec Agent * {261D2186-5058-4BC5-B783-544E0B87CC3B}.103
2009-10-15 13:52:42:468 1608 1eec Agent * {6041DC4A-91A1-4118-9930-8B93F432E479}.103
2009-10-15 13:52:42:468 1608 1eec Agent * {99109C84-4817-4DFB-AEBE-70FC66882B76}.103
2009-10-15 13:52:42:468 1608 1eec Agent * {9251467A-6DF1-4476-BA39-AD1E62400507}.103
2009-10-15 13:52:42:468 1608 1eec Agent * Title = Microsoft .NET Framework 2.0 Service Pack 1 Security Update for Windows 2000, Windows Server 2003, and Windows XP (KB953300)
2009-10-15 13:52:42:468 1608 1eec Agent * UpdateId = {E3047752-64D6-4C4C-AE8C-C7F939D5128A}.104
2009-10-15 13:52:42:468 1608 1eec Agent * Bundles 1 updates:
2009-10-15 13:52:42:484 1608 1eec Agent * {7014BE27-1941-479F-92AB-B9449647A4B8}.104
2009-10-15 13:52:48:890 1608 13b4 Report REPORT EVENT: {DF5C25CE-8BFE-4C47-B7A9-958DEFCFDFD0} 2009-10-15 13:52:41:937-0500 1 162 101 {E3047752-64D6-4C4C-AE8C-C7F939D5128A} 104 0 MicrosoftUpdate Success Content Download
Download succeeded.
2009-10-15 13:52:53:156 1608 1eec Handler Attempting to create remote handler process as YOUR-136F2019DC\HP_Administrator in session 0
2009-10-15 13:52:53:640 1608 1eec DnldMgr Preparing update for install, updateId = {261D2186-5058-4BC5-B783-544E0B87CC3B}.103.
2009-10-15 13:53:00:968 8092 1fbc Misc =========== Logging initialized (build: 7.2.6001.788, tz: -0500) ===========
2009-10-15 13:53:00:968 8092 1fbc Misc = Process: C:\WINDOWS\system32\wuauclt.exe
2009-10-15 13:53:00:968 8092 1fbc Misc = Module: C:\WINDOWS\system32\wuaueng.dll
2009-10-15 13:53:00:968 8092 1fbc Handler :::::::::::::
2009-10-15 13:53:00:968 8092 1fbc Handler :: START :: Handler: Command Line Install
2009-10-15 13:53:00:968 8092 1fbc Handler :::::::::
2009-10-15 13:53:00:968 8092 1fbc Handler : Updates to install = 1
2009-10-15 14:04:23:437 8092 1fbc Handler : WARNING: Command line install completed. Return code = 0x00000643, Result = Failed, Reboot required = false
2009-10-15 14:04:23:562 8092 1fbc Handler : WARNING: Exit code = 0x8024200B
2009-10-15 14:04:23:562 8092 1fbc Handler :::::::::
2009-10-15 14:04:23:562 8092 1fbc Handler :: END :: Handler: Command Line Install
2009-10-15 14:04:23:578 8092 1fbc Handler :::::::::::::
2009-10-15 14:04:25:609 1608 1eec DnldMgr Preparing update for install, updateId = {7014BE27-1941-479F-92AB-B9449647A4B8}.104.
2009-10-15 14:04:26:109 8092 1fbc Handler :::::::::::::
2009-10-15 14:04:26:109 8092 1fbc Handler :: START :: Handler: Command Line Install
2009-10-15 14:04:26:109 8092 1fbc Handler :::::::::
2009-10-15 14:04:26:109 8092 1fbc Handler : Updates to install = 1
2009-10-15 14:04:30:062 1608 13b4 Report REPORT EVENT: {1C39DB63-BD03-46CA-ADBF-F5F022E7EFBB} 2009-10-15 14:04:25:046-0500 1 182 101 {4D6E7C9C-99BA-4448-8A0A-3E8E7B84D2FA} 103 80070643 MicrosoftUpdate Failure Content
Install Installation Failure: Windows failed to install the following update with error 0x80070643: Microsoft .NET Framework 3.5 Service Pack 1 and .NET Framework 3.5 Family Update for .NET versions 2.0 through 3.5 (KB951847) x86.
2009-10-15 14:04:39:046 8092 1fbc Handler : WARNING: Command line install completed. Return code = 0x00000645, Result = Failed, Reboot required = false
2009-10-15 14:04:39:046 8092 1fbc Handler : WARNING: Exit code = 0x8024200B
2009-10-15 14:04:39:046 8092 1fbc Handler :::::::::
2009-10-15 14:04:39:062 8092 1fbc Handler :: END :: Handler: Command Line Install
2009-10-15 14:04:39:062 8092 1fbc Handler :::::::::::::
2009-10-15 14:04:39:281 1608 1eec Agent *********
2009-10-15 14:04:39:281 1608 91c AU Triggering Offline detection (non-interactive)
2009-10-15 14:04:39:281 1608 1eec Agent ** END ** Agent: Installing updates [CallerId = MicrosoftUpdate]
2009-10-15 14:04:39:281 1608 1eec Agent *************
2009-10-15 14:04:39:281 3048 122c COMAPI >>-- RESUMED -- COMAPI: Install [ClientId = MicrosoftUpdate]
2009-10-15 14:04:39:281 1608 91c AU #############
2009-10-15 14:04:39:281 1608 91c AU ## START ## AU: Search for updates
2009-10-15 14:04:39:281 1608 91c AU #########
2009-10-15 14:04:39:281 1608 91c AU <<## SUBMITTED ## AU: Search for updates [CallId = {E11BF15F-38A3-4610-B2F5-DE3F7D819992}]
2009-10-15 14:04:39:281 1608 13b4 Agent *************
2009-10-15 14:04:39:281 1608 13b4 Agent ** START ** Agent: Finding updates [CallerId = AutomaticUpdates]
2009-10-15 14:04:39:281 1608 13b4 Agent *********
2009-10-15 14:04:39:281 1608 13b4 Agent * Online = No; Ignore download priority = No
2009-10-15 14:04:39:281 1608 13b4 Agent * Criteria = "IsHidden=0 and IsInstalled=0 and DeploymentAction='Installation' and IsAssigned=1 or IsHidden=0 and IsPresent=1 and DeploymentAction='Uninstallation' and IsAssigned=1 or IsHidden=0 and IsInstalled=1
and DeploymentAction='Installation' and IsAssigned=1 and RebootRequired=1 or IsHidden=0 and IsInstalled=0 and DeploymentAction='Uninstallation' and IsAssigned=1 and RebootRequired=1"
2009-10-15 14:04:39:281 1608 13b4 Agent * ServiceID = {7971F918-A847-4430-9279-4A52D1EFE18D}
2009-10-15 14:04:39:281 1608 13b4 Agent * Search Scope = {Machine}
2009-10-15 14:04:39:281 3048 122c COMAPI - Install call complete (succeeded = 0, succeeded with errors = 0, failed = 2, unaccounted = 0)
2009-10-15 14:04:39:328 3048 122c COMAPI - Reboot required = No
2009-10-15 14:04:39:328 3048 122c COMAPI - WARNING: Exit code = 0x00000000; Call error code = 0x80240022
2009-10-15 14:04:39:328 3048 122c COMAPI ---------
2009-10-15 14:04:39:328 3048 122c COMAPI -- END -- COMAPI: Install [ClientId = MicrosoftUpdate]
2009-10-15 14:04:39:328 3048 122c COMAPI -------------
2009-10-15 14:04:55:890 1608 13b4 Agent Update {61DCAB34-53C0-4866-84E3-83B157E1D644}.100 is pruned out due to potential supersedence
2009-10-15 14:04:55:890 1608 13b4 Agent * Added update {4D6E7C9C-99BA-4448-8A0A-3E8E7B84D2FA}.103 to search result
2009-10-15 14:04:55:890 1608 13b4 Agent * Added update {395869ED-BB5D-4090-B52C-48006E1FA682}.103 to search result
2009-10-15 14:04:55:890 1608 13b4 Agent * Found 2 updates and 54 categories in search; evaluated appl. rules of 538 out of 1409 deployed entities
2009-10-15 14:04:56:000 1608 13b4 Agent *********
2009-10-15 14:04:56:000 1608 13b4 Agent ** END ** Agent: Finding updates [CallerId = AutomaticUpdates]
2009-10-15 14:04:56:000 1608 13b4 Agent *************
2009-10-15 14:04:56:015 1608 1ddc AU >>## RESUMED ## AU: Search for updates [CallId = {E11BF15F-38A3-4610-B2F5-DE3F7D819992}]
2009-10-15 14:04:56:015 1608 1ddc AU # 2 updates detected
2009-10-15 14:04:56:015 1608 13b4 Report REPORT EVENT: {7E77C283-7E02-4513-BCC9-9B0AB5541E9E} 2009-10-15 14:04:39:093-0500 1 182 101 {E3047752-64D6-4C4C-AE8C-C7F939D5128A} 104 80070643 MicrosoftUpdate Failure Content
Install Installation Failure: Windows failed to install the following update with error 0x80070643: Microsoft .NET Framework 2.0 Service Pack 1 Security Update for Windows 2000, Windows Server 2003, and Windows XP (KB953300).
2009-10-15 14:04:56:015 1608 1ddc AU #########
2009-10-15 14:04:56:015 1608 1ddc AU ## END ## AU: Search for updates [CallId = {E11BF15F-38A3-4610-B2F5-DE3F7D819992}]
2009-10-15 14:04:56:015 1608 1ddc AU #############
2009-10-15 14:04:56:015 1608 1ddc AU Setting AU scheduled install time to 2009-10-16 17:00:00
Thanks,
Char