This is absolutely horrendous. I've just been talking to a support agent via chat, and this is how it went:
Martins: Hello, thank you for contacting Microsoft Support, Please provide a Call Back Number and Country Code, so I can reach you in case the chat gets disconnected. My name is Martins. How may I assist you today?
Me: I'm getting error code 0x8004db90 when trying to open my OneDrive Personal Vault. Please fix it.
Martins: If I understand correctly, you are getting the error code "0x8004db90" when trying to access your personal vault on OneDrive?
Me: yes
Martins: Thank you for sharing your concern, Jason I am sure this is an unpleasant situation. I apologize for every inconvenience caused by not been able to access your OneDrive personal vault. I will do all I can to assist you with this issue or provide helpful recommendations. Since when have you been experiencing this issue?
Me: Today
Martins: Thank you, Jason. The reason why I asked is because this is a known issue from our end and our OneDrive engineering team is still investigating and trying to fix the problem. We have been getting messages from our customers about this and the issue is being investigated and worked on. Our sincere apologies for every inconvenience this has caused you. Please note that your files are safe, and nothing would happen to them.
Me: According to here - https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/msoffice/forum/all/onedrive-personal-vault-cannot-unlock-error-code/bc57c6de-a762-46ab-86af-269211d38b36?page=1 - this has been happening since at least 13 August for many people. How long will it take to regain access to my files. I need my files urgently.
Martins: That is correct. It gets resolved and the bug comes up for come customers. It does not happen to everybody. And for those that were able to access the personal vault might not get the issue again.
Me: So, I could expect to have no access to my files for weeks. This is unacceptable. They are critical files. Please send the files to me by email.
Martins: It is being worked on and I understand the inconvenience it has caused. I would be concerned as well if I was in your shoes, Jason.
Me: You already said it's being worked on. I asked you to send the files to me by email.
Martins: It cannot be like that for weeks; yours might even come up earlier
Me: "might" is not good enough. Please send the files to me by email.
Martins: To be honest, we have no access to your files either. It is locked in the personal vault and accessible to your alone. Each customers keeps getting access to theirs each passing day. I really do apologize for this inconvenience. I wish there was something I could do immediately to unlock it, Jason. Please bear with us as it would be sorted in due time. Please I understand how frustrating it can be, and I would be as well given that there are very important files that could be saved in the personal vault. However, I can assure you that it would be accessible in due time, and I wish I could find a way to open it but our OneDrive engineering team are actively working on it and different customers are already having access to theirs. Please bear with us, Jason. I really feel bad as well about this. Also, please provide the email address linked to the OneDrive
Me: ******@redacted.com
Martins: Perfect! I just needed to be sure. That is all the information that is required. Thank you, Jason. My sincere apologies for the inconvenience caused, once again
Me: Are you a bot?
Martins: I am human, Jason
Me: So, why when I copy-paste the chat, it says 'Bot WC said' for all your messages?
Martins: Yes, it is the same thing from my end as well. That is how the support chat page is programmed. I hope you do understand that
Needless to say, as soon as I get access to my files, I will no longer ever be using Personal Vault!