Microsoft North American Retail Product Refund Guideline
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/2804532 - Manage Office 365 / 2013 Billing Options
https://www.microsoft.com/mscorp/productrefund/refund.mspx
NOTE:Print out this page and show it to the store!
Hit them in the bottom line by “voting with your feet”, ask for your money back.
Product Key Card vs. “Traditional” Retail disk - PKC Return policy
http://www.microsoft.com/oem/en/products/office/Pages/office_2010_sell.aspx
“Media less” Installations: Product Key Cards PKC (2010) / OEM / MLK(2007):
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For use on new, preloaded PCs only
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1 license / 1 device / non-transferable
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Activates preloaded Office or Downloaded installation files
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Does not include media
Microsoft® Office 2010 Product Key Cards contains a 27 char “PIN” which you have to enter at a site to retrieve your 25 char product key. This key will activate Office on only one PC. No disc supplied. The PKC license is not transferable
to another PC. Next week if your cat uses your computer as a litter box, you have to BUY A NEW PKC.
If you “regret” your PKC purchase you can return it.
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IF YOU DO NOT ACCEPT THE LICENSE TERMS, DO NOT USE THE SOFTWARE. INSTEAD, RETURN YOUR PRODUCT KEY CARD TO YOUR PLACE OF PURCHASE FOR A REFUND OR CREDIT.
If you cannot obtain a refund there, contact Microsoft or the Microsoft affiliate serving your country for information about Microsoft’s refund policies. See www.microsoft.com/worldwide. In the United States and Canada, call (800) MICROSOFT
or see www.microsoft.com/info/nareturns.htm.
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Cancel / Return Online Order Support for both MS and Digital River
https://buy.trymicrosoftoffice.com/buyusa/contactus.aspx?r=PN_USD&culture=en-US&resID=TWMEjAoBAlgAAAWdLpMAAABC
I'm not going to disagree with most of what you said. I'll try to address some of your points from the MS point-of-view (as I understand it).
The Ribbon is designed to be easier for NEW users. Its design minimizes the experience of long time users. It is designed to be "intuitive" for them, NOT for us. MS has statistics "proving"
that the ribbon is "more user friendly" than the menu. For what statistics are worth ... The Jensen Harris blog goes into the (ir)rationelle that went into the ribbon design process. It is a long read but explains some things.
The bottom links I gave you are some to addon tools that recreate the menu withing the ribbon environment. They are not perfect, but pretty good. I have not seen mention of any specifically
for 2013 so you'll have to look at the sites to see what they say (if you do find any for 2013, I'd like to hear about them).