Processes in Microsoft 365 for setting up Office apps, redeeming product keys, and activating licenses.
Tsk tsk. Such manners.
The "you" you're berating here is NOT Microsoft.
We're all just office users like you. Some of us choose to spend time here helping others.
And for better or worse, the Ribbon's alive, the cat's dead. If we want the advantages of the newer versions of Office, we have to get over it. Or stick with the old version. And keep the cat.
Yes We will keep the old version of Microsoft Word and the new one sucks!