Configuring preferences and options in Outlook.com
"I excitedly switched to external"
I'm not trying to be a jerk - because I share your pain. (I just had and SD micro get corrupted about two weeks after installing it. I can't even format it anymore!) But, I cannot lie, the insipid stubbornness of Outlook not even blinking at what I imagined were your Dr. Frankensteinian whoops and hollers of presumed victory did give me a good laugh!