Well I went for the reinstall keeping apps and files. After doing that indexer was still at high CPU and the the same 62K files were listed as indexed with the same 200 listed as pending. This was IMMEDIATELY after the install so that did absolutely squat to my previous indexing structure. EXACTLY ZERO. Reinstalling caused zero rebuilding of my indexing. I left it for an hour and no change.
So I used this link to try to find what files were running amuck. https://superuser.com/questions/101431/windows-7-search-indexing-is-stuck
I found a SMS backup app xml file that had a lot of hits so I deleted that and rebooted.
Behold after that pending items dropped to zero and my CPU went to idle with no fan running for the first time in months. Yay!
Then after 10 minutes of me doing exactly nothing there were 8000 more pending files out of nowhere. It very quickly went down to 15. But has been sitting chugging on 15 files for 30 minutes now.
I want to scream.
EDIT:
OK after another 20 minutes of chugging pending went to zero and I have a system that is idling again...for now. But I will take it.