LOL! That's hilarious!
I think this thread is revealing something much more important than this change and it's something that I think most would agree on. In the past, Microsoft has provided for a lot of backwards compatibility and the ability to make tons of changes to the registry and other minor changes to customize the UI to the way we work. For example, I've been adding back the Quicklaunch and double-stacking my taskbar since XP I think.
What we should all be doing, rather than arguing the case for or against the changes, is pushing them to make this controllable. Put out the home version with it on by default, and on the Professional version, leave it turned off. Add a checkbox to all the other things in Folder Options and move on to something more critical like bringing back the ability to add the Quicklaunch bar!
Yes, I know they made some changes to the way that the taskbar works so they would have had to work on it to make it work unlike previous times where the function of the taskbar remained unchanged. But I totally don't get their reasoning on the start bar changes to begin with. I use Windows and not Apple for a reason, so the last thing they need to do is mirror Apple. Apple is a combination of peer groupthink and a dumbing down of the OS. To maintain market share the last thing they need to do is start removing the things that make Windows different.