Yea, I don't like Google either...they are into too much of our computing as it is.
Glad to see that you weren't "on something" and it was just a glitch.
Another alternative to Chrome and IE is Opera.. and there are a few others as well, but this is the most common besides the other three e.g. google's Chrome, IE and FF.
I am using "Pale Moon" and it is kinda like "old school" firefox. I personally haven't used IE since ver 4 or 5.
If you are serious about giving Linux a try then, I have a test for you, actually more of a questionnaire than a test..but they call it a test..they ask questions like "have you ever run Linux before" and depending on the answers you give, it recomends a
certain distro, or group of distros. So, you just answer simple questions, and click next (you may have to scroll down to see the next button)
Edit: The test is here>http://www.zegeniestudios.net/ldc/index.php?firsttime=true
Because I'm a linux newbe it recommended (for me) Linux Mint. L really like Mint...With the KDE desktop it feels a lot like Win7 to me (with the obvious Linux differences though)
I'm not ready to completely ditch MS just yet, but I'm getting closer every day.
There are free office programs for Linux and if you want to try them BEFORE you try Linux, you can try http://www.libreoffice.org/ and another free one is http://www.free-office.org/
There are also some good free email clients also like "thunderbird" which has a layout similar to Outlook Express.
Hope this helps, and I hope you have a great day.