This is absurd: I find a thread filled with eleven pages of people experiencing the same problem
for over two full years, with a Microsoft program, implicating two Microsoft operating systems... with not a single salvageable answer from "Microsoft Answers" to be found. (Indeed, the most helpful so far has been "just
uninstall the damn thing," which I consider fantastic advice... of course, it didn't come from a Microsoft employee.)
Let me try to articulate what so many have already described, accurately and precisely, in the vain hope that "75th time's the charm" (if the "people who had this question" count at the top of this thread is to be believed):
For some inexplicable reason, something utterly unprecedented outside the realm of malicious viruses and malware is clearly endemic to Microsoft's media player's interaction with... wait for it... Microsoft's operating system. While I'm sure this situation
is restricted to certain computer configurations (or there'd be more than 75 people registering to complain), it is no less inexcusable given the sheer inanity of the issue:
No program should be capable of hijacking its own operating system by forcing repeated, untriggered activations, at random times, incessantly interrupting computer use for apparently
random durations, for over two years, without anyone bothering to figure out what's wrong!
For heaven's sake, there are enough people having this problem to warrant introducing an option to throttle repeated WMP activations in a patch, don't you think? Googling "windows media player keeps popping up" --- as a quoted phrase, no less, thus excluding
any other variation of phrasing this issue --- turns up
over a hundred thousand hits!