Follow up to my original post.
The CPSC notified Microsoft of my complaint on May 8th, and posted my report on saferproducts.gov on the 22nd. I have not had any correspondence from MS since they were notified. The Surface is now packed in a box in my office along with hundreds of dollars worth of chargers, cables and docks etc. that are exclusive to the pc and unusable with any replacement I'd consider. I feel I was totally ripped off.