No way for me to subscribe to Azure - "You are not eligible for an Azure subscription"

The message "You are not eligible for an Azure subscription" is covered by the Azure sign-up troubleshooting guidance.

The documented checks for this specific message are:

1. Verify that all Azure account profile details are correct:
   • Contact email address
   • Street address
   • Telephone number
2. Verify that credit card information (when prompted) is correct.
3. Confirm that there is no other Microsoft account using the same information.

Because multiple older Microsoft accounts may share the same personal data (name, phone, address), the eligibility check can fail if the system detects another account with matching details. The supported path is:

1. Ensure the profile data on the current Microsoft account is accurate and complete.
2. Ensure that the same email/phone/address combination is not already in use on another active Microsoft account, if possible.
3. If the error persists after these checks and after trying a different browser or InPrivate/Incognito session (already done), contact Azure/Billing support so the account can be reviewed and unblocked:
   • Use the Azure support channel for subscription sign-up issues as described in the sign-up troubleshooting article.

If sign-in is possible but no subscription appears after a successful sign-up attempt, also verify in the Azure portal that the correct directory is selected. If the correct directory is selected and there is still no subscription, the account might not have been fully provisioned and a support request is required.

References:

• Troubleshoot issues when you sign up for a new account in the Azure portal
• Troubleshoot Azure subscription sign-in issues
• No subscriptions found sign in error for Azure portal