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I've spent a lot more time with it since this thread started because I figured out I can open my Zotero PDFs to Word to use Read Aloud on iOS. I don't notice the valley girl inflection nearly as much anymore, but I think what a lot of people object to is the breathiness more than the misplaced inflection. If you can ignore the lack of context awareness, speeding up the voice a notch removes the breathy feel.