Hello ShadiestLoki847,
Thank you for posting your questions in our community, since you have already updated and used the repair, I suggest you uninstall and reinstall Office using the steps below:
Please download the uninstall support tool using the link below:
https://aka.ms/SaRA-officeUninstallFromPC
Follow the steps to open the download according to your browser, and when you're prompted in the Application Install window, select Install.
From the Uninstall Office products window, select the version of Office you want to uninstall, and then select Next.
Follow the prompts on the remaining screens and when prompted, restart your computer.
After you restart your computer, the uninstall tool automatically re-opens to complete the final step of the uninstall process. Follow the remaining prompts.
Below is a reference link to the steps:
https://support.office.com/article/9dd49b83-264a-477a-8fcc-2fdf5dbf61d8
To reinstall please use the steps below:
Go to www.office.com and if you're not already signed in, select Sign in.
Sign in with the account you associated with this version of Office. This account can be a Microsoft account, or work or school account.
After signing in, follow the steps that match the type of account you signed in with.
From the Office home page select Install Office.
Select Install (or depending on your version, Install Office>).
Below is a reference link to the steps:
https://support.office.com/article/4414eaaf-0478-48be-9c42-23adc4716658
Please let us know if the issue persists after that.
Best Regards,
Asher