Using classic Outlook for Windows in educational settings
Temporary alternative: The keyboard - select - copy function does still work in the downgraded Outlook 365 for web version. It's only broken on the desktop app, which is where I need it to work, and where we have PAID for it to work.
And where did this "Microsoft Agent - Moderator" go? The supposed "expert" who has all of us uninstalling/reinstalling and looking up version numbers but who obviously didn't reproduce the problem themselves first to confirm that this was an actual fix. It's pretty simple to reproduce: email yourself an excel file, and you'll be in the exact same boat as us. This kind of garbage advice is why community forums are so unreliable.
Days later and they are nowhere to be found.