I probably wouldn't have used the same words, but I'm feel'n you 100%!
It's all about marketing to the largest audience, which, at least in America these days, includes a healthy dose of some pretty stupid and techno-phobic people. Yep, Win 11 is more Apple-like and if you recall the "old days," Apple's main push was a skinny manual vs. IBM's tall stack. Hide the technology and make an interface even your dog can understand. Lock the taskbar? Geez, even my dog wants to chew off your arm! :2_