Thanks for your time and suggestions, here's the best answers I can come up with:
- Monitor is an ASUS VP278 and was bought separately.
- I'll have to check. I've tried disabling it in device manager to no effect.
- I never tried to use them until recently, I was only using a steinberg ci1 external sound card. (Which has not been installed/plugged in since I reset my pc fully)
- Yes the steinberg is entirely uninstalled and has not been used at all since.
- I have looked through those and tried all the fixes that seemed relevant. Many fixes I've encountered fall flat as no matter how many realtek drivers I try to install, not ONE has appeared in my devices or allowed my system to recognize my speakers or headset. And I think the key of the problem may lie in that somewhere. Every tutorial I see, they install whatever version of the audio driver and it SHOWS UP SOMEWHERE right away. Mine runs an installer, prompts me to restart, and upon doing so, absolutely nothing is there or changes.