Against my better judgment I did a factory restore on my laptop, which should have returned all devices to working order. but this was not the case. I checked the 'hidden' devices in device manager, and in addition to the erroneously placed hd audio controller, there was a phantom installed realtek audio device entry. checking it's properties,windows reported that the device was not attached to the system. UH-OH..... there are only a couple of causes for this. one is the actual removal of the device, by either turning it off, or physically removing it (neither possible in this case) or the device has an issue so bad that it has stopped working properly. I quickly determined it was a hardware issue, and quickly returned the laptop.
when not even a factory restore or a windows repair install will fix a device issue, 99.9% of the time, it is a device issue.