I did not waste my time with the folder re-naming suggestions and followed the instructions from PERSEUS X
It took me a while to follow the instructions because step 1 says "Download latest Windows full PATCH"
I incorrectly thought that meant the file from here the
Windows catalog are for IT weenies updating corporate machines. I am just a dumb electron plumber (EE) with a PC hobby.
So, after farting around trying to figure out what to do with the .msu file, MicroSquish's illustrious support forum
(yes THIS forum) led me to a windows 7 update article to use WUSA.exe
I tried installing the .msu update using the WUSA.exe (Windows Update Standalone Installer),
but a dialog box responded telling me update did not apply to my machine! Hmmm. Unless there are multiple OS’s masquerading as Win10 x64, I think I may be applying the .msu incorrectly and was following a Windows 7 process. Silly me thinking I could apply
an update patch without being a bona-fide MCSA, MCSE or MCSD!
So, I followed my gut, and just downloaded the full install .iso like a consumer schlepp. I fired
up MediaCreationTool1809.exe and waited for it to do its thing. Why does downloading an .iso require this app anyway? Never mind, I have to remind myself that logic and reason do not apply when maintaining Windows.
Oh! Here’s why I have to use the app! So Microsoft can throw another hurdle in front of me - Media creation tool threw
fits about not having enough free space on my C: drive to download the file. I was a gig short on C: Just let me store it on my D, E, F, or G drive, please! No? Ahhhhh! So after moving some files from my C: drive to another drive (thanks Autodesk for
forcing me to keep your trash on my C: drive by the way), I finally got a flash drive loaded with the ........ wait for it.....
The EIGHTEEN-O-NINE WINDERS INSTALL! yEE hAA bUDDY O-Fella !! Its November 20^th^ - Maybe the October update
is ready for Prime Time on my desktop!
aNyeehoo, I stuck that shiny new October update USB stick in my rig and fired her up.... whoops, I had the boot priority
set for UEFI first and didn't realize I was booting back into the update abyss that lay waiting in the bowels of my 40 dollar Microcenter 120 gig SSD.....
Paraphrased quotes I see displayed:
"Windows has some updates for you....
"Hmmm, this is taking longer than expected... Don't worry, were almost there............................................
And I wait…
................................................................................................................................waiting..........................................................
.........waiting......................................SSD lite is flashing periodically, must be doing something......................
Two hours later I give up. Tap the power button and my $1500 doorstop; disguised as a gaming PC, shuts down gracefully. Nice
to know the hardware shutdown command still works. Come on guys – next update lets shoot for a full kernel deadlock that halts all threads. I know you can do it. Reach for the stars!
Start her up again and flail on the keyboard to get to the UEFI bios and change the boot priority to USB,
Save and reset, wait for the painfully long start with no desktop, start menu, etc, follow PERSEUS X instructions
3 thru 5 and
Vie-Oh-Lah! Mission Accomplished. (vie-oh-lah is ‘mericun for Voilà ; btw: I also pronounce Merlot “Murr-Lott”)
Thanks to this tortured community for all the help. I am a dumbass for taking the long road, but ultimately found success.
Praise our evil overlords in Redmond.
Last note: This experience does not bode well toward me migrating my critical work computer from Windows 7 to Windows
10. Microsoft needs to convince me as a small businessman (with no IT staff) that I am protected against waking up some morning to a horror story like the one that just happened between October 10 and today, November 20. Think of the man-hours of productive
work you guys have destroyed and pleasepleaseplease provide me a rock-solid OS I can rely upon before you pull the plug on Windows 7. To me, Microsoft has more power than the US Government in some respects due to the world’s reliance on Windows to keep us
safe, secure, and gainfully employed.