This is crazy. Obviously, I could reinstall Windows from scratch. I could also throw my computer off the top of a tall building. If, in fact, there is some class of computers that cannot tolerate the 1803 patch, reinstalling would do nothing but kill time.
I have a lot of applications. Some of them are upgrades of the "must find a previous version" sort. The last time I uninstalled one, I had to dig through my backups and reinstall a three-year-old version, then the one after that, and then the one after that. I'm getting old, and that's not how I want to spend what's left of my life.