So, I've been playing around with a potential workaround I'm hoping some others could confirm (and yes, I'm posting this knowing that Microsoft will see this and use it as support for continuing to provide no fix, but if it helps anyone else, it's worth it).
Situation: Most of my vector-rich OneNote pages were from PowerPoint presentations pasted into OneNote for note-taking purposes. In every case if I had more than a handful of pasted slides on the page, did zoom-in/zoom-out to any reasonable degree, or enlarged any individual slides beyond 25-40%, I got BSOD.
Workaround: For the last handful of presentations for which I've needed to do this, instead of copy-paste, I have been using the Print > Send to OneNote 2016 feature, instead. The slides are inserted with the same quality into the page of my choice (and usually at a more reasonable size for viewing than pasting did).
Result: Enlarging, shrinking, zooming in/out results in NO BSOD for those pages. If I pull up one of the previous pages where I had copy-pasted slides, BSOD still occurs if I do any of the aforementioned actions. Max deck I've tested is 80+ slides.
Anyone else try this out?