Same problem here. Microsoft actually took control of my laptop twice for a total of about 6 hours and has done everything listed here as suggestions and has even told me that my version of the i7 chip is not compatible with the update. I have also tried some "unofficial" suggestions from around the forums. Nothing, not even God himself can keep this update from trying. In 30 days if it's not fixed I'll have no choice but to put the restore disk in and go back to Windows 8.1 or switch to Linux. Microsoft has really messed this one up. Good thing my computer isn't running life support machine or something. I guess those people just die when the update fails. Thanks for not letting us disable updates you jerks...sorry, been dealing with this for over 3 months now. About to just shoot the hard drive with a 12 gauge.
Love,
Ray