OK. I've downloaded the two updates you referred to, and they both failed with the "update does not apply to your system" error....
Another thought has just struck me. Another suggested solution to the original problem (i.e. the slow Windows Update) that I found some months ago was to rename the SoftwareDistribution folder. I tried this and it had no effect, so I changed it back. This
couldn't be the cause of the "Updates do not apply to your system" problem could it?
Hi JL3008:
You're going off in two completely different directions. The Windows Update Standalone Installer (C:\Windows\System32\wusa.exe) that is responsible
for installing the standalone .msu installers is separate from your Windows Update components. That is why .msu files can be still be installed if you temporarily disconnect from the internet or stop your Windows Update service (wuauserv).
See my comments about MS CheckSUR (a.k.a. the System Update Readiness Tool or DISM/SURT) in moxol's thread
Microsoft Fix It Windows Update Troubleshooter in the VistaForums, and please note
the warning in the 2nd paragraph if you want to pursue this line of troubleshooting with PA Bear to determine the cause of your error code 8000FFFF when you run a manual Windows Update . If the Windows Update Agent gets stuck searching the update catalog
(wsusscn2.cab) before you have installed your required speed up patches then MS CheckSUR will likely time out and throw a generic error message before it is able to check the status of all your Windows Update components.
And yes, you might have caused problems when you tried to rename your C:\Windows*SoftwareDistribution* folder, especially if you failed to stop your Windows Update service (wuauserv) and the Background Intelligent Transfer service (BITS) before
renaming the folder.
Before you go any further, please confirm that you followed STEP # 3 of the instructions in m#l's thread
Updates not working, it has been searching for updates for hours and searched your installed updates (Control Panel | Programs | Programs and Features |
View Installed Updates) for the exact string KB3185911 (and not a partial string like
3185911) as shown below. You might need to wait a few minutes for all your 500 to 600+ installed updates to populate the window before you can start the search.
It's your choice, but until you can confirm that all your missing .msu speed up patches are installed I don't think it would be worthwhile running another Windows Update, even with Microsoft Updates temporarily disabled.

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