Vista: The update does not apply to your system

Anonymous
2017-01-23T12:54:10+00:00

This follows on from the Windows Update problem in Vista and 7 (see here) but seems to be a different problem, so I've moved away from that topic.

I have 32-bit Vista Home Premium (but with a 64-bit processor...don't know why the manufacturer did that), and haven't been able to install any updates since around March 2016. I've followed the instructions on page 1 of the Windows Update thread, and the first update I need to apply is kb3185911. When I try to install, I get the error "The update does not apply to your system". kb3185911 isn't in my list of installed updates, and there don't appear to be any prerequisites for it listed on its page on the MS site. I'm definitely trying to install the x86 (32 bit) version, and not the 64 bit version. Automatic updates are switched off.

To see what would happen, I tried to install some of the subsequent updates referred to on page 1 of the Windows Update thread, but get the same error each time: "The update does not apply to your system".

Any ideas what could be causing this?

Thanks.

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  1. Anonymous
    2017-02-13T14:44:33+00:00

    Hello GWN,

    Thanks for all your help with this problem. Next time I get a BSOD, I'll start a new topic on bleepingcomputer. Strangely, I haven't had one for some time, but I've been using the PC almost every day recently and, as I say, they generally seem to happen when the PC has been dormant for some time.

    Ultimately, I need a new computer, but just want to keep this one going a few months longer. It's not that I'm particularly attached to Vista (it's probably the worst version of Windows I've used, and I go back to 3.0!) it's more that I need a new car more than I need a new computer at the moment (it's on its last legs) so want to stick with the PC a bit longer. It might also give the chance for these phenomenally expensive 4k computers to come down in price a bit.

    I've tried running the WSUS Offline Update tool, just to see what happened. It claimed to have installed a few things (kb3191203, for example), but I can't see any evidence for it. The files the patch is supposed to update haven't been updated. It then started checking for updates, but I killed it off after about 4 hours. I guess that's just a manifestation of the general Vista / Win 7 slow update problem. At some time over the next few weeks, I'll try running WSUS overnight to see if that gets me anywhere.

    Once again, thanks for your help.

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  2. Anonymous
    2017-02-13T14:48:30+00:00

    Hello Locutus,

    Everything looks pristine inside. No bulging caps, nothing. The way I get the BSODs (on start up, when the PC hasn't been used for a while) perhaps suggests a hardware fault, but I can't see anything obviously wrong. I think, as GWN suggests, the way forward now is to work on the next BSOD, if and when it happens. And then get a new PC, obviously.

    Thanks.

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  4. Anonymous
    2017-02-13T16:49:27+00:00

    if it's having trouble powering up without BSOD after an extended period of being off

    another place to look, is the PSU

    PSU also have caps and have been known to go poof (especially from that vintage when bad caps were common)

    depending on the model PSU you may or may not be able to see inside without actually opening it

    if it's not providing the necessary startup voltage because the caps in the PSU aren't performing correctly

    this can cause BSOD

    Vista is really grumpy about power requirements

    slight deviations can cause all sorts of problems

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  5. lmacri 2,505 Reputation points
    2017-02-13T17:46:26+00:00

    Thanks for all your help with this problem. Next time I get a BSOD, I'll start a new topic on bleepingcomputer...

    I've tried running the WSUS Offline Update tool, just to see what happened. It claimed to have installed a few things (kb3191203, for example), but I can't see any evidence for it.

    Hi JL3008:

    Just an FYI that you don't have to wait for a new BSOD before you post in bleepingcomputer.  They can analyze the dump files for your past BSODs and see if there is one particular driver or file that is causing the BSODs.

    I haven't tried Torsten Wittrock's **WSUS Offline Update** tool, but it's a two-step process (i.e., download first with UpdateGenerator.exe, then run UpdateInstaller.exe from the Client folder to finish the installation) that seems to confuse most first-time users.  If any updates are installed I assume they'd be listed at Control Panel | Programs | Programs and Features | View Installed Updates after a re-boot.  I'm not certain, but I recall reading somewhere that you have to run the tool more than once on a Vista SP2 machine before you're fully up-to-date.

    Read through vista134's thread How I got clean install of Vista Ultimate SP2 to install updates... and post there if you aren't sure if you're using this tool correctly.  You should also be able to find help in the Installation / Updating board of the WSUS Offline Update forum - Dalai works closely with Torsten and is a regular contributor in that forum.


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