Vista: The update does not apply to your system

Anonymous
2017-01-23T12:54:10+00:00

This follows on from the Windows Update problem in Vista and 7 (see here) but seems to be a different problem, so I've moved away from that topic.

I have 32-bit Vista Home Premium (but with a 64-bit processor...don't know why the manufacturer did that), and haven't been able to install any updates since around March 2016. I've followed the instructions on page 1 of the Windows Update thread, and the first update I need to apply is kb3185911. When I try to install, I get the error "The update does not apply to your system". kb3185911 isn't in my list of installed updates, and there don't appear to be any prerequisites for it listed on its page on the MS site. I'm definitely trying to install the x86 (32 bit) version, and not the 64 bit version. Automatic updates are switched off.

To see what would happen, I tried to install some of the subsequent updates referred to on page 1 of the Windows Update thread, but get the same error each time: "The update does not apply to your system".

Any ideas what could be causing this?

Thanks.

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  1. Anonymous
    2017-02-23T18:42:56+00:00

    Hello GWN,

    I've had boot time protection in NAV switched on for a couple of days now, and have also had NAV run a full system scan (with Windows launched in safe mode for a bit of extra belt and braces). NAV has reported a clean bill of health: no security threats, nothing. Is it still worth trying Malwarebytes 2.2.1?

    If not, where next? The BSODs?

    Thanks

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  2. lmacri 2,505 Reputation points
    2017-02-16T14:12:51+00:00

    So: the plan. First up, I'm going to try the free version of the Malwarebytes Anti-malware to see if it finds anything. After that, I guess there are three possibilities: pursue the SFC failure; reset update components (following the instructions  here as far as possible, bearing in mind that they are for W7); pursue the BSOD (I'm happy to post a dump up to bleepingcomputer). Having not had a BSOD for some weeks, the PC obliged by throwing one yesterday (BAD_POOL_HEADER)! It's like it wants to be fixed.

    Hi JL3008:

    Perhaps you misunderstood, but I did not recommend that you install and run Malwarebytes.  The current Malwarebytes 3.0 was just released a few weeks ago and has many known bugs listed <here> that were not fixed during beta testing.  If you accept the 14-day trial of real-time protection features during installation you could create a conflict your with Norton Security because of duplicated features (e.g., anti-exploit, malicious website protection).  Rootkits and bootkits often embed themselves deep in the Windows kernel, and if you run a custom rookit scan with Malwarebytes and it tries to automatically remove this type of infection there is a low but legitimate risk that the remediation could damage your Windows system files and leave your system unbootable.

    There is a growing overlap these days between antivirus programs that specialize in detecting high-risk malware like virus and trojans that can damage your OS versus anti-malware programs like Malwarebytes (my personal preference) and SuperAntiSpyware that are better at detecting lower-risk infections like adware, browser redirectors, and other PUPs/PUMs (potentially unwanted programs/registry modifications). See the Lifehacker article *The Difference Between Antivirus and Anti-Malware (and Which to Use)* - it's an older article but still has some good advice on this topic.

    If your Norton Security does not detect an infection you can't be 100% certain that your system is clean, especially if you use Norton's default settings and have boot-time protection disabled (Settings | Antivirus | Automatic Protection | Boot Time Protection) and have never scheduled a Full System Scan (Settings | Antivirus | Scans and Risks | Full System Scan | Configure).  I often recommend that Norton users run a second opinion on-demand scan with the free Malwarebytes Anti-Malware v2.2.1 (i.e., no real-time protection, no rootkit scan) if they are having performance problems like high CPU consumption or a browser that responds slowly, but your BSODs and failed System File Checker scan (sfc /scannow) indicate a more serious problem that likely can't be fixed by Malwarebytes.

    I would still advise that you let a trained malware removal specialist run a thorough diagnostic over at the bleepingcomputer Virus, Trojan, Spyware, and Malware Removal Logs board.  They can help you safely remove any malware that might be on your system and might also flag out-of-date, insecure third-party software that could be causing a problem.


    32-bit Vista Home Premium SP2 * Firefox v51.0.1 * NIS v22.9.0.68 * MBAM Premium v2.2.1

    HP Pavilion dv6835ca, Intel Core2Duo T5550 @ 1.83 GHz, 3 GB RAM, NVIDIA GeForce 8400M GS

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  3. Anonymous
    2017-02-16T10:51:43+00:00

    Hello PA,

    True. Fewer than 57 now. However, I woke up on the 1st January 2000 to find planes still flying, trains still running, phones still ringing and electricity still moving down wires. The threatened zombie apocalypse caused by evil mainframe programmers using short format dates just didn't happen. I'm pinning my hopes on a similar lack of Armageddon when Vista support ends. However, I'd just like to get it patched up as much as possible first.

    I've got my fingers crossed!

    Thanks

    no need to cross fingers

    there was no NT3.1Pocalypse

    there was no NT3.5xPocalypse

    there was no NT4Pocalypse

    there was no DOSPocalypse

    there was no Win3.1xPocalypse

    there was no 9x-MePocalypse

    there was no 2KPocalypse

    there was no XPocalypse

    there will be no vistaPocalypse

    there will be no Win7Pocalypse

    there was no win8Pocalypse

    there will be no win8.1Pocalypse

    Problem In Chair Not In Computer

    configure your network and system correctly and no problem

    the worst problem with Vista

    is requiring a fresh installation with MS Hologram Media to use AFD 4K:512e Sector HDD

    Vista cannot be cloned to AFD HDD or restored from Factory Recovery Media to AFD HDD

    • only exception is the Dell Vista Disc as it's not "recovery" media but a full OS installation disc

    all others use an image based recovery which will have been built on 512Byte legacy HDD

    as AFD didn't exist when Vista was RTM SP1 or SP2

    ESENT is broken on Vista when the physical sector size changes

    so when your HDD dies if you don't have an MS Hologram Media to use

    you will not be able to reinstall on a modern AFD HDD

    might get lucky with using SSD but AFD requires not using factory reset / recovery media, backup image or clone etc.

    as to this other issue

    one thing to test is if you can find a legacy 512Byte HDD or have MS Hologram Media

    remove the current HDD and install another blank

    perform a fresh installation

    update SP2 with windows update disabled (set to "never check for updates")

    with the following 6 patches

    KB3078601

    KB3109094

    KB3185911

    KB3191203

    KB3203859

    KB3204723

    and windows update will not abuse CPU and RAM to get the remaining updates

    if problems persist with  a fresh installation then the hardware is hooped

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  4. Anonymous
    2017-02-15T17:24:44+00:00

    Hello PA,

    True. Fewer than 57 now. However, I woke up on the 1st January 2000 to find planes still flying, trains still running, phones still ringing and electricity still moving down wires. The threatened zombie apocalypse caused by evil mainframe programmers using short format dates just didn't happen. I'm pinning my hopes on a similar lack of Armageddon when Vista support ends. However, I'd just like to get it patched up as much as possible first.

    I've got my fingers crossed!

    Thanks

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  5. Anonymous
    2017-02-15T17:17:18+00:00

    Hello GWN,

    I agree with you about what the main concern here is: it's the fact that I haven't had a successful update since June 2016, and not that support for Vista ends in a couple of months.

    I also agree that I'm not sure the BSODs explain the failure of SFC. I'm more inclined to believe this is caused by some kind of corruption in the system files themselves, but, as you suggest, malware is also a possibility.

    So: the plan. First up, I'm going to try the free version of the Malwarebytes Anti-malware to see if it finds anything. After that, I guess there are three possibilities: pursue the SFC failure; reset update components (following the instructions  here as far as possible, bearing in mind that they are for W7); pursue the BSOD (I'm happy to post a dump up to bleepingcomputer). Having not had a BSOD for some weeks, the PC obliged by throwing one yesterday (BAD_POOL_HEADER)! It's like it wants to be fixed.

    I'm going to be away from the PC for a few days, so will start the process early next week. I'll post the outcome of the Malwarebytes scan up on here.

    Many thanks.

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