GOOD NEWS everyone! Looks like the latest firmware update might have fixed the issue. After jumping onto Firmware Version 01078.00038.16025.39005 that was released yesterday (2/25/16) the issue appears to have subsided. I have been connected to My 5Ghz Network for over 20 hours now and still going strong. To get this firmware version just get the Windows Insider App and jump onto the Production ring, or if you're already on another ring just jump to production, update your phone, and then jump back to your original ring. I will switch my router back to AC and update the results but for now it appears that MSFT might have gotten around to fixing this very annoying bug!
Build: 10.0.14267.1004
Firmware: 01078.00038.16025.39005
Hardware Revision Number: 4.0.3.1
Radio Software Version: BO25c43.00009.0001