Yes even the standalone fails.
I got fed up with all the failed updates in my update history and since it was a fresh install, I reinstalled again. This time I had the stand alone IE11 installer already downloaded, so I tried to install it after a fresh install. Of course it requires SP1, so I installed that and then installed IE11 standalone. As you can see below, it was only the third update to see this computer, other than windows update updating itself. You don't see the IE11 update cause it was done outside of WU.
So now I have tons of failed attempts at installing KB3038314.
Moving on to KB3021952.
So after using disk cleanup to clear windows update files, KB3021952 will successfully install repeatedly. If you cleanup the files. It will say install successful and not show the update until you run cleanup again, then it will reappear and install successfully again, and over and over again.
I hope this isn't the security risk they tried to patch, and can't get a handle on how to fix it, and that is why they are being quiet. J/K