It is great that Microsoft now employs physocoligy(sic) experts to spin things!
People who add "The above opinion is mine and mine alone and doesn't necessarily reflect that of Microsoft, it's employees, or any other member of this forum." to their postings are probably employed by Microsoft and I take their postings with a grain of salt.
This issue was caused by Microsoft pushing a faulty update. Now they blame everyone but themselves. OEMs were a target, in the postings you will see a surface pro owner having the same issue. We do not want to be WIndows support people. Yet, the suggestions from postings from MS people includes use of tools such as DISM that we do not fully understand, we copy/paste the commands and hope for the best.
By the way, I checked Windows update now. It found KB2969339, KB890830, and an Intel video driver. They all installed without a problem. I did not see any IE related updates. I don't care about IE anyway. I don't use it, and probably I will never use it.
So, what is my status? Am I out of the abandoned users?