Ok, So I successfully (though definitely not easily or effortlessly) got windows 8.1 installed and on my computer.
I do not know what I did that actually worked this time, but I will explain the steps I took.
- Ensured all updates were installed (even every optional except for bing)
- ran msconfig and disabled all non-microsoft programs
- ran task manager and switched to a selective start and got rid of a lot of stuff that is not system necessary
- Ran CMD as Admin - type "net stop wuauserv" and enter
- type "net stop bits" and enter
- find c:/windows/softwaredistribution folder and delete contents (not the folder itself)
- go back to CMD and type "net start wuauserv" and enter
- type "net start bits" and enter, then type "exit" and enter.
- I then checked my device manager and uninstalled any media server that my computer showed.
- Back to windows store for the update.
The update went through the entire process and instead of a forced restart, I let it do this on its own. (mainly because at this point it was a joke to me)
The system restarted and, praise Jesus, I actually had action on my "HP logo loading screen"
The computer did the motions described by any successful update forum and froze, giving me that taunting circle once more. I forced a power down and powered back up. It said "attempting to save the download" or something. I left this alone for what seemed like an hour, and I looked up and saw the license agreement.
By far the most frustrating thing I've ever dealt with from microsoft. I almost completely lost faith.
I don't even want 8.1 but after 6+ months I couldn't let it win.
Best of luck to you all. Sincerely.
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