I bought myself a new car and started to drive off, but it would not start. The dealer deigned to provide me with the following advice about a week later: You should
- Remove the wheels (or at least deflate the tyres).
- Remove the front seats (maybe the steering wheel too).
- Smash in the windscreen.
- Just to make sure, remove the exhaust as well.
- If you have the optional audio system, throw it out.
- Was this helpful?
Any similarities are purely coincidental:-P