After my insane adventure, it turned out to not be worth it (be careful what you wish for). Every time a driver updated, the system would crash with "Driver Violation" and the PC would reboot infinitely until I booted into safe mode (one of these drivers was for the MICROSOFT sidewinder, believe it or not). The gaming performance was beyond ****, some of them wouldn't even install correctly, and some of them wouldn't even start.
For my gaming PC, I'm back on Windows 8... 8.1 will have to wait until MS gets their act together.