Oh my...! I can reasonably bet you are;
a. A lawyer employed at Microsoft
b. Someone who watches too much TV
Have you ever heard of the phrase "Good Faith"? When I bought my computer, it came with Windows 8 already installed. No choice here ( or maybe there is?). After a few months of Microsoft "fixes" downloaded on my already working fine computer, it started to fail. Then, while shopping on-line at the "Store", I get a message from Microsoft offering me Windows 8.1. Knowing Windows 8 is already a failure, I went with their newer version.
To make a long story short, it's worse! I trusted Microsoft as the premier professionals in computing. Not con-artists. I had good faith in fact they should develop software in good working order. Not, toss out software and fix it later.
Today, I get calls from India saying they can fix my problem. How do they know I have problems? Easy answer. They know Microsoft Windows 8 or 8.1 is a failure and these cons are making money hand over fist from frustrated people such as I. And you my Commander friend, make events much worse by sucking up to MS.
All we need is a judge who uses Windows 8 (.1). Then it becomes "The Peoples Court" (for real).