KB 2670838 - The EVIL UPDATE

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Microsoft:

Why don't you fix the errors caused by KB 2670838 instead of having my computer re-install it as part of IE 10 without giving me any warning that it was going to do that?

This update has two effects on my system*; 1. For whatever reason, it turns the lower taskbar turquoise, 2. Explorer 9 or 10 and Chrome 25 get a 60 delay in information typed into them with internet speeds reminiscent of dial-up, while Firefox 19 ceases to function at all; The internet becomes essentially non-usable.

I wasted an entire day on this two weeks ago including an hour on the phone with one of your technicians when it was first installed. He had no idea what the problem was and I eventually gave up and uninstalled it. My problems ceased immediately upon its removal.

I had to go to an internet forum to learn that many people had these problems and how to set my updates to not automatically be installed. That proved to be no help as when installing IE10 this EVIL UPDATE (KB 2670838) just re-appeared again with no notice in your description that this might happen. Now I guess I will never install an update again since you provide no clues as to what it could do.

* My system info:

HP Envy, Windows 7 Home Premium, two screens attached using an HP usb notebook port replicator. Buy the way, this HP port replicator is a piece of garbage that has to be rebooted (the replicator - not the PC) as it freezes once or twice a day. But I thinks that's on HP - not you.

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Anonymous

2014-01-22T20:58:12+00:00

u really have to be a big cokhead to answer like this... but ive seen u 'guys' do it before....
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Anonymous

2013-12-12T08:43:38+00:00

RIGHTEOUS.
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Anonymous

2013-12-11T14:34:39+00:00

Have a wonderful day!

PS: Don't let the door hit you on your way out...

nothing like a snide bit of sarcasm to brightens everyone's day
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Anonymous

2013-12-06T19:25:04+00:00

We can Manage MACs with ConfigManager now. Use whatever OS you like. But we all know you will need a Windows VM for any kind of full enterprise functionality. I'm a consultant. I see it all the time. Half the MACs I see in the airport have a Windows VM full screened to perform their work. And when it isn't that, what do I see? Microsoft Outlook, Word, Excel, etc. You may call this "the door falling off of it's hinges, I call it a door that has been open for years. Did you know Apple paid Microsoft to use the ActiveSync client on the iPhone?

My point is, Apple fans can say over an over that their machines are better. They are pretty, I'll give you that. I like the fact that some of the stuff is at the top of the screen. But what about Direct Access? Ease of Certificate deployment? Maybe a little Group Policy? The operating system is not ready for prime time until it is fully integrated into directory services and managed as EASY as a windows device. Yes, I said easy. Windows desktop OS is Cake, and as long as you don't have Automatic Updates enabled (you should not in an enterprise), you read the KB article, and you TEST the deployment with your test users (at least 2 users from each OS build) you will not run into this issue. MS is constantly improving on their products like anyone else.

To recap, Do not say "Okay" to installing prerequisite updates if you don't know which ones they are and you haven't read or tested accordingly.

Thanks,

LvilleSystemsJockey
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Anonymous

2013-12-03T12:01:02+00:00

Have a wonderful day!

PS: Don't let the door hit you on your way out...

I wouldn't worry, knowing microsoft the door will fall off its hinges and hit the floor
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