What I got back from Microsoft was:
"Thank you for contacting Microsoft Customer Service.
For this kind of concern, please contact our Microsoft Support Professional at 1-800-936-5700. They are open Monday through Friday, 5:00 AM to 9:00 PM (PST); Saturday and Sunday, 6:00 AM to 3:00 PM (PST). They can provide you better assistance on this issue.
Please let me know if you have other concerns.
Thank you,
[poor, innocent MS worker]
Microsoft Customer Service Representative .. Meet the new Windows 8"
I am not going to call them from the UK. Least of all since there is no solution. But If more people send a request for support to
https://support.microsoft.com/contactus/emailcontact.aspx?scid=sw;en;1539
they may begin to wake up.
It is so hard to break through their turtle shell when they have their head, feet and tail tucked in.