I am appalled at the fact that you would refer to your "wife", or should I say "servant", as being "thick as a brick" which you obviously are NOT "sad to say". Because she doesn't have a Doctorate in Computer Engineering, sadly the reality is you're married to one of the millions of us who doesn't live on their computer. We actually have a life outside of those who are keyboard-obsessed.
So, Mrs. Thick-as-a-Brick has questions regarding the computer (if she's allowed to use it)! You believe somehow you're bestowed with superior computer skills. Really? You just admitted you're a "gamer" who knows where he puts everything (wow, did you get a gold star for that life-time achievement?) You've even "dummied down" (NOT dumb down as above) your computer to make it a "game-focused machine". Turning off "heaps of stuff" must make it more user-friendly which = EASY TO USE. Since you state you "rarely use the search engine", I'm surprised you chose to purchase a computer at all. Aren't there gaming systems available for exactly that purpose? And you think your WIFE is TAAB?
I enjoy my computer for various reasons, but mainly research and communication. I'm not computer savvy, but my husband is a computer programmer who respects me despite my lack of computer knowledge and is always patient with my many questions. Using any derogatory remark(s) to describe my skill level, or lack thereof, would not cross his mind.
I pity your wife as I wonder if you take pleasure in belittling her. Your user name sums you up quite well!