I agree Windows Updates are incredibly slow I just updated Windows 7 after a fresh install using a Verizon Fios connection on a quad core Acer aspire with 8gb of ram the total update size was 890mb That's almost a GB of updates that's all fine and dandy,
but so far it's taken 7 hours to do the updates. What confuses me the most is 800mb is about the size of a standard movie usually I can download that in about 15 minutes.
I've called Microsoft and after the runaround from tech support and getting 30 different answers to the same question it was finally explained it was for "Security reasons" which isn't the reason at all because Windows has never been secure there are
various hacks and activation workarounds and even keygens for every edition including windows 8. So to say it's an anti piracy measure is a load of %&@..
The only solution I've found was switching to Linux.
It's fast it's free it isn't prone to viruses, and there are several mods that allow 100% compatibility with windows and apple programs. I think this is the reason no one writes viruses for Linux. And it updates and installs in under 20 minutes..