Well, here's me just piling on I guess. The update installed, uninterrupted as far as I could tell. It took several automatic reboots to do so.
And now, it appears that I have no battery.
So, what's the next move?
It's almost a sad form of acceptance, I haven't used my SP3 in weeks, it just sits there with the power cord plugged in doing nothing. I've been looking at alternatives, like the Yoga, just having trouble justifying the spend. If this SP3 had a better
power connection where a slight movement wouldn't cut the power it could be at the very least usable albeit anchored.


For good measure, here's my battery report.
Battery report
| COMPUTER NAME |
MYSP3 |
| SYSTEM PRODUCT NAME |
Microsoft Corporation Surface Pro 3 |
| BIOS |
3.11.1550 06/30/2016 |
| OS BUILD |
14393.351.amd64fre.rs1_release_inmarket.161014-1755 |
| PLATFORM ROLE |
Slate |
| CONNECTED STANDBY |
Supported |
| REPORT TIME |
2016-11-09 06:11:22 |
Installed batteries
Information about each currently installed battery
| NAME |
- |
| MANUFACTURER |
- |
| SERIAL NUMBER |
- |
| CHEMISTRY |
- |
| DESIGN CAPACITY |
- |
| FULL CHARGE CAPACITY |
- |
| CYCLE COUNT |
- |
Recent usage
Power states over the last 3 days
| 2016-11-09 05:58:00 |
Suspended |
|
- |
- |
| 06:02:43 |
Active |
AC |
- |
- |
| 06:02:43 |
Suspended |
|
- |
- |
| 06:08:18 |
Active |
AC |
- |
- |
| 06:08:18 |
Report generated |
AC |
- |
- |
Battery usage
Battery drains over the last 3 days
Usage history
History of system usage on AC and battery
| 2016-08-30 - 2016-09-06 |
- |
- |
|
66:45:04 |
19:34:20 |
| 2016-09-06 - 2016-09-13 |
- |
- |
|
158:07:19 |
8:57:23 |
| 2016-09-13 - 2016-09-20 |
- |
- |
|
48:59:18 |
45:38:43 |
| 2016-09-20 - 2016-09-27 |
- |
- |
|
167:59:59 |
- |
| 2016-09-27 - 2016-10-04 |
- |
- |
|
125:42:36 |
70:59:16 |
| 2016-10-04 - 2016-10-11 |
- |
- |
|
44:14:11 |
73:32:23 |
| 2016-10-11 - 2016-10-18 |
- |
- |
|
109:47:54 |
56:22:47 |
| 2016-10-18 - 2016-10-25 |
- |
- |
|
51:52:18 |
38:09:39 |
| 2016-10-25 - 2016-11-01 |
- |
- |
|
90:42:47 |
77:05:20 |
| 2016-11-01 |
- |
- |
|
23:59:59 |
- |
| 2016-11-02 |
- |
- |
|
23:59:59 |
- |
| 2016-11-03 |
- |
- |
|
23:59:59 |
- |
| 2016-11-04 |
- |
- |
|
23:59:59 |
- |
| 2016-11-05 |
- |
- |
|
23:59:59 |
- |
| 2016-11-06 - 2016-11-06 |
- |
- |
|
24:59:59 |
- |
| 2016-11-07 |
- |
- |
|
23:59:59 |
- |
| 2016-11-08 |
- |
- |
|
23:59:59 |
- |
Battery capacity history
Charge capacity history of the system's batteries
| 2016-08-30 - 2016-09-06 |
39,611 mWh |
42,157 mWh |
| 2016-09-06 - 2016-09-13 |
39,611 mWh |
42,157 mWh |
| 2016-09-13 - 2016-09-20 |
39,611 mWh |
42,157 mWh |
| 2016-09-20 - 2016-09-27 |
39,611 mWh |
42,157 mWh |
| 2016-09-27 - 2016-10-04 |
39,611 mWh |
42,157 mWh |
| 2016-10-04 - 2016-10-11 |
39,611 mWh |
42,157 mWh |
| 2016-10-11 - 2016-10-18 |
39,611 mWh |
42,157 mWh |
| 2016-10-18 - 2016-10-25 |
39,611 mWh |
42,157 mWh |
| 2016-10-25 - 2016-11-01 |
23,022 mWh |
24,502 mWh |
| 2016-11-01 |
- |
- |
| 2016-11-02 |
- |
- |
| 2016-11-03 |
- |
- |
| 2016-11-04 |
- |
- |
| 2016-11-05 |
- |
- |
| 2016-11-06 - 2016-11-06 |
- |
- |
| 2016-11-07 |
- |
- |
| 2016-11-08 |
- |
- |
Battery life estimates
Battery life estimates based on observed drains
| 2016-08-30 - 2016-09-06 |
- |
- |
|
- |
- |
| 2016-09-06 - 2016-09-13 |
- |
- |
|
- |
- |
| 2016-09-13 - 2016-09-20 |
- |
- |
|
- |
- |
| 2016-09-20 - 2016-09-27 |
- |
- |
|
- |
- |
| 2016-09-27 - 2016-10-04 |
- |
- |
|
- |
- |
| 2016-10-04 - 2016-10-11 |
- |
- |
|
- |
- |
| 2016-10-11 - 2016-10-18 |
- |
- |
|
- |
- |
| 2016-10-18 - 2016-10-25 |
- |
- |
|
- |
- |
| 2016-10-25 - 2016-11-01 |
- |
- |
|
- |
- |
| 2016-11-01 |
- |
- |
|
- |
- |
| 2016-11-02 |
- |
- |
|
- |
- |
| 2016-11-03 |
- |
- |
|
- |
- |
| 2016-11-04 |
- |
- |
|
- |
- |
| 2016-11-05 |
- |
- |
|
- |
- |
| 2016-11-06 - 2016-11-06 |
- |
- |
|
- |
- |
| 2016-11-07 |
- |
- |
|
- |
- |
| 2016-11-08 |
- |
- |
|
- |
- |
Current estimate of battery life based on all observed drains since OS install