Looks like it's time to call Migliaccio & Rathod LLP, almost every state (and the District of Columbia) has a consumer protection statute that broadly prohibits unfair and deceptive trade practices. If the reports about the Surface Pro 3 batteries prove true, our law firm believes that the sale of the laptops with the defect may have constituted an unfair and deceptive trade practice that may entitle a purchaser to relief.
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Microsoft can just pay a little attention, let us know that they are on top of it. I can't fathom their level of ignorance towards the loyal customer, their indifference to the results of their error.
Come on MS, I'm still rooting for you.
Sent from my children's cheap Android tablet ($90) that works better than my SP3 at the moment.