Sorry no secret, I wish I could tell you. I just called told them the troubleshooting I did and they sent a new one. I was unaware that people were getting non working units as replacements, at this point If I were you I would either tell them I wanted a
new unit or go to the nearest store if that was possible.
Yes, I thought of that. Here's my recent chat with the support person who then sent me my second defective replacement:
Me: The nearest MS Store is a 12 hour round trip, so I haven't done that. If you have control over what gets sent out as a replacement, can you ensure that I get sent
a brand new one from a recent manufacturing lot?
Microsoft: Yes, I'll note down that this is the second time you are having the same issue and we'll definitely make sure it does not happen again.
Me: So yes I'll get a recent brand new one as a replacement?
Microsoft: Yes it is possible, however I don't have the list of stock inventory, I can request for a brand new unit if available, I will make sure to let them know you are requesting a brand
new unit, since this is the 2nd time you are having the same issue on the device.
This is what they're telling me now about how they'd deal with replacement attempt number 3:
Microsoft: Since the issue still persist after the reset via recovery image, I suggest that you process a device replacement for the device. We will add a special
note then on the order that this is a multiple device replacement that was already processed with this same issue.
That's right, exactly the same promise. What are the chances that the outcome will be any different this time? And wouldn't you think that if they had a special pile of SP4s that really work they'd just send them out the first
time?
I think it's all totally random. Microsoft doesn't repair any Surfaces. If they don't know which units are defective and it can take hours of testing for the no-wake to show up, I suspect that they are just resetting returned
units and sending them out again as "refurbished" replacements. Some people get lucky, but most don't. As many posters on this thread have already reported.
If I lived in a country that doesn't offer advanced exchange I wouldn't be sending my defective machine off and waiting two weeks without a computer for Microsoft to receive it and send another back when most likely it will have
the same no wake issue and may well be in worse condition.