This is the reply that I FINALLY got from the Microsoft agent, nearly a week after I answered their private message. Yet again, it refers me to the same page where I got the information about the Surface Pro 4 defect to begin with. For the amount of time they've had to respond, this is UNACCEPTABLE.
So I foolishly tried yet again to call Microsoft today to try and speak with a human. The first time, I was put on hold for OVER AN HOUR, and then was disconnected. Through the online technical support, I arranged a callback. I was surprisingly called back within the hour. The agent I spoke to kindly transferred me to her supervisor, Phillip/Felix -- name different depending on which agent was speaking, and what accent they had.
Phillip/Felix was the rudest agent I have ever spoken to. Not only did he interrupt me repeatedly, he continually made noises into the speaker of the phone so I couldn't hear him, and even went so far as to make derogatory remarks insulting my intelligence and my reasons for calling technical support. It's absolutely appalling that someone like Phillip/Felix works in customer support, let alone speaks to other people the way he spoke to me. I remained calm and polite throughout the phone call, trying to explain my situation to him to no avail, as he continued to cut me off and not allow me to speak. I finally decided I had enough of his verbal abuse and asked to be transferred to his supervisor, at which point I was put on another hold.
Once I was connected to the next supervisor, whose name he tried to say was Edd or Add (though the spelling was unclear as well), he actually tried to explain to me the process that the agents at technical support go through in order to get cases resolved. When he admitted he didn't have to authority to truly handle my case, our conversation proceeded roughly as follows:
Me: Can you put me in contact with a supervisor or manager who does have the authority to handle my case?
Him: I don't have any direct contact information. I can only escalate the issue from here.
Me: Great! So when you escalate the issue, what happens next?
Him: I escalate the issue in the system, then I wait for them to get back to me so I can contact you.
Me: Who's "them?"
Him: I don't know.
Me: Do you have contact information for "them" so I can reach out myself?
Him: I wish. That's not how our system works.
Naturally, I asked him to escalate the issue. We'll see how long it takes for someone to get back to me, seeing as it took nearly 6 days for the agent on this board to respond. In the meantime, I'll be speaking to my lawyer about how to proceed from here.
In summary, this is the Microsoft way to handle problems:
- Give scripted answers
- Refuse to listen
- Treat you like dirt when you ask for help
- "Escalate" issues to people that likely don't exist
--and their absolute favorite move --
- Put you on hold until you give up
Guess what, Microsoft?
I'M NOT GIVING UP.